Mikel's WoW: Money in the Bank 2012

[[The Cowboy Heatle] Mikel]

[[The Cowboy Heatle] Mikel]

Pyro goes off as the crowd goes wild.. Money in the Bank in Phoenix has begun!

Booker T and Michael Cole hype Money in the Bank, as they send it to the video package to hype the upcoming match.

World Heavyweight Championship Match:
Sheamus(c) vs. Alberto Del Rio
Closing Moments:
A good match all over. Del Rio has control right now, Sheamus knocked out, Del Rio on his feet. Alberto picks a groggy Sheamus up by the head, oh my gosh! Sheamus breaks the hold and Sheamus goes off with rights on Del Rio, the crowd explodes. Sheamus has Alberto backed to the corner as he continues the assault, the referee breaks the two apart with struggles, making Sheamus back up. The referee turned to made sure Del Rio was ok, and Sheamus made his way closer to Del Rio, when BAM! Sheamus is laid flat out on his face in the middle of the ring. Standing over him, was David Otunga with a steel chair. The referee calls for the bell, as he declares Sheamus winner by disqualification. We see Del Rio on camera as he smiles, he goes over and locks in the Cross Armbreaker on Sheamus as Sheamus screams in pain, as Otunga heads to the back, the referee pries Del Rio off Sheamus after about 20 seconds in there. Sheamus screams in pain as Del Rio's music hits and he gloats up the ramp with Ricardo. Sheamus is later helped to the back by a referee, as he tends to his arm.

[[The Cowboy Heatle] Mikel]

Chris Jericho was backstage with Josh Matthews. Matthews asked what Jericho's thoughts of about tonight's WWE Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match, and thought of possibly cashing in on CM Punk. Chris said if he wins tonight's Money in the Bank, WHEN he wins tonight's Money in the Bank, he said he will cash in than none other than... Jericho falls to the floor knocked out! The cameras show Big Show standing over him, as Show looks down at Jericho, then looks at Matthews, and Matthews scared and runs off, as the cameras see Show walking the other way without emotion.


We go to the ring, as JTG is in, and Ryback comes out.

Ryback vs. JTG
Closing Moments:
Of course this is a squash! Ryback threw JTG around the ring. At the end, Ryback picked JTG up and held him over his head and he tossed him into the ropes, and JTG landed on the apron next in pain. Ryback then yelled "Finish It" as he picked JTG up and hit Shell Shocked, as he pins JTG.

Ryback celebrated his victory, but grabbed a microphone.

Ryback: "I have tore down local wrestlers, and tore down some of the roster! Whoever the GM is, I want him to do the fans and me a favor, and piss the others in the back off.... FEED.. ME.. MORE!!!!"

Ryback's music hit as the fans cheer and he heads to the backstage area.

[[The Cowboy Heatle] Mikel]

As Ryback heads to the back, we send it to the ring for the first Money in the Bank Ladder Match of the night.

World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match:
Christian vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Damien Sandow vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Santino Marella vs. Sin Cara vs. Tensai vs. Tyson Kidd
Closing Moments:
This match, as expected, was great. Many ladders, highflying and unbelievable moves. The closing moments had Tensai with a ladder, and he was laying all of the competitors out! First Sin Cara, then Cody Rhodes, then Damien Sandow, then Christian, then Dolph Ziggler, then Christian, then Santino Marella, and lastly Tyson Kidd. Some fell to the floor, most are scattered around the ring. Tensai realizes this is his chance, his moment. Tensai sets the ladder up perfectly above the briefcase, as he climbs, everyone down. Tensai climbs the ladder the best he can, he's almost up there. What's this? Wade Barrett! Wade Barrett is climbing the opposing side, and he is fighting Tensai on top of the ladder. Christian is getting up down below them. Wade and Tensai go at it, until Wade knocks him off the ladder and he falls on Christian! Wade gloats to the crowd, but then Cody Rhodes is up and he tips the ladder, and Wade falls off and hits the ropes, as he's laid out on the mat. Cody puts the ladder back in place as he quickly climbs the ladder, everyone laid out. Cody unlocks the briefcase!

Cody holds the briefcase up in the air as the crowd is silent, and he celebrates, as the other Money in the Bank participants are disappointed that they didn't get their shot. Rhodes goes down the ladder and exits the ring while he gloats up the ramp. Wade gets up, and he grabs a ladder and begins laying out all the other Money in the Bank participants. Wade lastly knocks out Santino Marella with the ladder. Wade lays the ladder down in the middle of the ring as he picks up Santino and puts him on his shoulders and hits Wasteland! Wade stands over Santino and over the rest of the wrestlers with a smile.

[[The Cowboy Heatle] Mikel]

They send it to the backstage area where Kane is standing by with Josh Matthews. Josh Matthews said that Kane has won a Money in the Bank Ladder Match before, and Matthews asks what Kane was thinking about tonight's 6th Money in the Bank match for Kane, and possibly tying CM Punk's record for most Money in the Bank Ladder Match wins. Kane looked at Matthews, when BAM!.. Kane is laid out on the floor. Josh Matthews goes away, as Big Show is standing over Kane, still Show with no emotion as we send it to ringside.


WWE Championship No Disqualification Match:
CM Punk(c) vs. Daniel Bryan -- Special Guest Referee: AJ Lee
Closing Moments:
This match was over 30 minutes long! Back and forth, giving it their all. AJ has called it right down the middle so far, being shocker to Daniel Bryan breaking her heart after his WrestleMania loss and CM Punk breaking her heart this past Monday on Raw. How it ended was Daniel Bryan hurt CM Punk by sending him face-first into the ringpost, laying him out beside. Daniel Bryan then set up a ladder between the ring and the commentary table. Bryan threw stuff off the commentary table, as the commentators stood up. Bryan got CM Punk and laid him on the commentary table. Daniel Bryan began shouting "Yes", before climbing up the ladder, the steps closer to the ring. Daniel Bryan climbed up slowly, as CM Punk regain composure and began climbing the other side. Daniel saw him as he waited for Punk to get up there. Once he got up there, Bryan threw two punches, and Punk threw one, and Bryan threw one, and Punk threw one, and they went back and forth, managing to keep their balance through. Until Punk grabbed Bryan's head with one hand and slammed his head on the top of the ladder. CM Punk then tried to put him in position to suplex him off the ladder, but Bryan countered and poked him in the eye, as Punk held his eye with one hand, as Bryan pushed Punk off the ladder and into the spanish commentary table. Bryan then got up on the top of the ladder, as AJ watched on terrified, and he shouted "Yes". AJ grabbed a chair, but Bryan didn't see her, as Daniel jumped, AJ nailed Bryan with the chair in the face in mid-air!!!!!!! AJ then pulled Punk and laid his arm over Bryan and counted the pin.

AJ smiled as she helped CM Punk to his feet and gave him the WWE Championship and a hug. CM Punk don't know what happened, and AJ is telling him that she helped him keep the title. This doesn't sit well with CM Punk, as he doesn't look happy, and AJ tries to convince him to marry her, but CM Punk shakes his head and walks to the back, as AJ looks mad that he didn't accept, and sad he didn't accept.

[[The Cowboy Heatle] Mikel]

They help Daniel Bryan to the back, as we get set for our next match of the evening, a list-minute one.

Divas Championship Match:
Layla(c) vs. Kaitlyn
Closing Moments:
This wasn't much of a match, about 4 minutes? But each had bright moments in this match, but Kaitlyn missed a clothesline on Layla, as Layla then rolled Kaitlyn up for the win.

Layla celebrated her win, but then someone was on the microphone. It was Stephanie McMahon on the ramp with mic in hand!

Stephanie McMahon: "Hi Layla, congratulations. Listen, you've had an amazing run as the Divas Champion. But starting on Wednesday, we will be having a full divas show! So the Divas Championship is now a retired title. But don't worry, this Wednesday, you will take on Brooke Tessmacher, the last Knockouts Champion, for the Women's Championship! Just imagine, if you win, you'll be the best women wrestler in the world! Thank you, good luck."

Stephanie McMahon goes to the back with Layla not happy with the decision until the last couple of sentences, as Layla heads to the back as well.

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Michael Cole is at commentary with Jerry Lawler, as the WWE Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match is next! Michael Cole says that due to Big Show's destructive parts, Big Show will not be conducting an interview tonight with Josh Matthews, and neither will Cena.


WWE Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match:
Big Show vs. Chris Jericho vs. John Cena vs. Kane
Closing Moments:
Not as great as the first Money in the Bank Ladder Match tonight, but it will do. Not as much highflying stuff, as Jericho is a nice highflyer, Big Show and Kane are heavyweights and super heavyweights. The match ends with John Cena hitting an Attitude Adjustment on Kane, sending Kane over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Jericho ran at Cena then, but the left side of the ring to Kane, Cena caught Jericho and threw him outside, where a table was set up, and Jericho crashes through. John Cena then sees Big Show getting up and hits a dropkick, as the crowd erupts. Cena then gets up and smiles, thinking its time to win his first Money in the Bank. Cena gets a ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Cena begins climbing, and he gets close to the top of the ladder, about to reach it, when Cena is in pain. Below is John Laurinaitis!!!! He has a steel chair in hand with his "People Power" attire on, he just hit Cena with the chair which made Cena stop climbing. Laurinaitis hit Cena again in the back with the chair, as Cena falls to the mat. John Laurinaitis then smiles as he begins to climb the ladder quickly. Big Show help himself up using the ropes. John Laurinaitis grabs the briefcase off the hook! Big Show looks up at Laurinaitis, thinking he's going to drop it off. Big Show is telling him to drop it to him, but Laurinaitis throws it over Big Show's head! OH MY GOSH! Big Show is mad, as he looks behind him. The bell rings, as Jericho has possession of the briefcase, barely having life.

Chris' music hit as Big Show is angry and Laurinaitis smiles and goes down the ladder, and quickly exits the ring, and heads over the barricade and runs through the crowd for his life. Big Show exits the ring and walks up the ramp furious and screaming as Jericho stands up using the barricade, and Jericho holds the briefcase up as Cena looks on, as Money in the Bank officially goes off the air.